For all us moms

Who have ever felt below average,

insecure, judged or consider themselves

a hot freaking mess basically all the time,

this blog is for you!

You are not alone,

you just haven't found your people yet!

A blog full of REAL-WORLD EXPERIENCEs & parenting tips that have worked for my kids.

My reasons for breathing, binge eating snacks, and the bags under my eyes. Love them more than they will ever know!

Experiences

adventures &

ShIt shows of epic proportions

Literally

Just an everyday momma of 3 trying to raise good humans without a clue about how. If you like funny stories, aren't afraid of profanity or poo, and you are also learning, welcome!!

I am not a doctor, I am not giving advice, I am just a mom that enjoys blogging with a lot of stories to share in the hopes it helps some other moms avoid being handed a turd straight out of their kid's diaper. Moral of that story, when you a hear a sweet, innocent "here mommy" always look before you inadvertently accept a poo nugget from your toddler with an open bare hand thinking it's brown playdough because you are distracted while feeding your newborn... when you start to realize you don't allow playdough upstairs and panic but attempt to settle yourself because after all it was just Halloween, maybe it's a Tootsie roll... It's not. Just know, it's most definitely not... deductive reasoning and logic should have sent alarm bells through your body immediately, but noooooo!!!! Instead, sleep deprivation swooped in, you assumed it was fine and had to man handle your kids shit all the way to the toilet because what the heck else do you do with it? You wash your hands, several times, then add it to your gross experiences you never wanted in the first-place resume and move on with your day.